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The children's railway... FROM HELL

This makes me laugh, without fail, every time I read it…

My boss, Brad, bought his daughter a plastic railway set for Christmas. He brought the box in for us to look at; it provided amusement for the entire lunch. (For comparison, we didn’t get that much mileage out of Jeffrey’s discovery that Brad shares a name with an Australian gay porn star.)


The children are not actually playing with the playset; they were Photoshopped in, and no bothering with shadows, either.

Now, the Engrish is fun enough (“Run quickly when on the iong bridge with loosing planks!”), but surely cultural differences cannot explain why a toddlers’ play railway needs a logo with dripping blood. To say nothing of the demon in the corner. … [read more]